Old people say the darndest things

I was walking down Keswick today and an elderly couple was coming out of the little church there. The woman made it to the sidewalk and the man tripped and fell. They looked to be about 80, I ran over to see if they needed anything, helped him up and, after finding out he was OK, was on my way.

As I walked off I overheard the woman say, "Curly, you're always looking up, you've got to learn to look down on the stairs."

"I couldn't take my eyes off of you," was Crurly's answer.