From the Files of Eff Squad (2-21-06)

This is a bit horrifying, but a lesson must be learned. For those of you too lazy to click the link, a woman lost her arm in a car accident and the arm was found still clutching her cell phone (No word on whether her other arm was still clutching the vodka bottle). If you need a better illustration of the dangers of cell phone use while driving you've got issues. F.Y.I. SuperOceanLad never gets behind the control yoke of his aqua-buggy while talking on the phone. That is why Jesus made text messaging!

S.O.L.